Gator Bomb Original Tee

Your kid’s obsessed with stupid blocky computer games.

They say things like “skibidi toilet” and “bro is cooked chat”

You don’t know what any of it means — but you do know one thing: you’ve lost them.

So you do what any reasonable parent would do

You buy a shirt.

Not just any shirt — the Gator Bomb Original Tee.

It's not quite Italian brainrot. But it's just close enough to annoy them.

Are you trying to be cool, or are you cool? They won't be able to tell.

Even better? It’s clean. It’s Japanese. It says ゲーターボム, which means absolutely nothing… but looks cool enough to make your kid question their entire aesthetic.

They’ll ask, “What does that even mean?”

You’ll shrug. “If you know you know.” (but you won't know)

Next thing you know, they’re begging for one.

But you don’t give in.

Because this isn’t just a shirt. It’s parental revenge, printed on lightweight Bella+Canvas cotton.

Soft. Premium. Subtle.

A small logo up front, a big one on the back — because you’re not here to argue.

You’re here to win.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean